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[darani]

Is Aas Main Chala Jaaoun Ga Main Ye Jahan Chor Kar

Ke Shayad Mera Marna Hi Kuch Kaam Aaye Ga

      

Shayad Chali Aaye Tu Us Pal Mere Paas Daur Kar

Jis Pal Tere Paas Meri Maut Ka Paigaam Aaye Ga
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sochta hai galib ki ye jahain hai kiske vaaste
imaan, vafa, naki, aur mohabbat ho jisme uske vaaste
jo bhool kar tammam bandisho ko paye nayi manjile
jo bekhauf chale lahro per aur de jaye naye raaste
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Har Subhah Tu Muskarati Rahe,

Har Shyam tu Gungunati Rahe,

DOST tu Jise se bhi Mile,

Her Milane walo Ko Teri Yaad Aati Rahe

[darani]

Kitna bebas hai insaan kismat ke aage,
Kitne door hai sapne haqiqat ke aage,
Koi ruki hui Dhadkan se puche,
Kitna tadapta hai Dil Mohabbat ke aage.
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Mere Pyaar ki woh hadh puchte hai,
Dil mein kitni jagah hai yeh puchte hai,
Chahte hai hum unhi ko kyun itna,
Iski bhi woh wajah puchte hai.
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Guzri hui Zindagi ko kabhi yaad naa kar,
Taqdir mein jo likha hai uski fariyaad naa kar,
Jo hona hai woh ho kar rahega,
Tu fikr mein apni hasi baraad naa kar.
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Itna kuch khoya hume paana naa aaya,
Pyaar kiya to jatana naa aaya,
Dil mein bas gaye woh pehli hi nazar mein,
Kasur humara tha jo hume unke Dil mein samana naa aaya.
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Lakhon Zakhm khaye hum ne,
Afsoos unhe hum par aitbaar nahi hai,
Kya guzarti hai Dil pe,
Jab tum kehti ho hume tum se Pyaar nahi hai.
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Zindagi mein hum ne kabhi kuch chaha hi nahi,
Jise chaha usse kabhi paaya hi nahi,
Jise paaya usse yuh kho diya,
Jaise Zindagi mein kabhi koi aaya hi nahi.
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Ab unki chahat mein yeh naubat aa gayi,
Thandi hawa bhi hume jala gayi,
Kehti hai aap yahan tadapte hi reh gaye,
Mein tumhare sanam ko chuu kar bhi aa gayi.
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Kissi ki yaadon ne pagal bana rakha hai,
Kahin mar naa jaaun kafan sila rakha hai,
Jalaane se pehle Dil nikal lena,
Kahin woh naa jal jaaye jo Dil mein chupa rakha hai.
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Aankhon mein aansu aa jaate hai,
Phir bhi labon par hasi rakhni padti hai,
Yeh Mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaron,
Jiss se karo ussi se chupani padti hai.
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Leave some thing for LOVE......
Never leave LOVE for some thing......
Bcoz in life some thing will leave you......
But LOVE will always live with you......

[darani]

Thought for the Days!!!
if you call your mother as MUM...
What will you call Mother's younger
sis and elder sis?
Answer : MINMUM & MAXIMUM
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Didu know what is mean by MAN
M=marvelous
A=and
N=nice
and the word WOMAN mean is
W=wanted
O=other
MAN=man
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AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other
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Husband:"Darling years ago u had a figure like a Coke bottle."
Wife:"Yes darling I still do but the only difference is earlier it was300ml and now it's 1.5 liter.
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Explain The word
"AUTOMATICALLY"
....Nahe pata
i'll xplain...
ager koi ganji ladki
auto mein bethi ho
to use kehte hain
auto_mein_takli
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Husband ne at 1st night opened the Ghunghat gave
Rs. 500 munh dikhayi. Wife ne kaha Tum mere Husband ho is liye leleti hoon
warna mai 2000 se kam nahi leti
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Wife: Zara dheere karo na kyun TezGaam chala rahe ho ?
Maalgaadi chalao na.....................
Itne mein beta bed se neeche gira aur bola.........
Behanchod jo marji chalao par sawari ko to mat girao.
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I was cooking chicken.When added palak in it,the chicken stood up and started dancing and saying"Hum pe yeh kis ne hara rang dala,maar dala,Allah maar dala.

[darani]

1) Andaz e dosti b apki ek ada hai
Juda ho humse yeh hamari saza hai
Dil me basi hai ek pyari c tasvir apki
fir kaise keh du ke aap humse juda hai


2) ''Mumkin nahi shayad kisi ko samaj pana, Samjhe bina kisi se kya dil lagana, Aasan hai kisi ko pyar karna, Bahut mushkil hai kisi ka pyar pana"


3) Dekho awaz dekar pas hame paoge,aoge tanha par tanha n jaoge,dur rehkar b tumhi pe nazar he meri,Hatho se tham lenge jab b thokar khaoge..


4) Itna kyon chaha use ki bhula na sake, itna kyon paas aaye ki door ja na sake, ab tanhai mein bethe to sochte hain, kyon chaha use jise kabhi pa na sake..'


5) Meri SHAYRI chali sahar me BENAAM ho kar,kuch anjan AASHIQO k paigam le kar,MAHBOOB k labo ko chu kar wo SURKH ho gai,lauti to APNA hi EK naya nam le kar.


6) Mazburiya humari wo jan na sake,
Farmano ko humare wo maan na sake,
kehte hai wo hame mar kar bi chahenge,
jite ji hume jo pehchan na sake,....


7) Har Duaa Qabool nahi hoti,
Har Aarzu puri nahi hoti,
Jinke Dil mein "AAP" jaise Dost Rahte ho,
Unke liye Dhadkanein bhi Zaroori nahi hoti!!



8) Jab ho
zarurat to
koi sahara
nahi ata,Bagair
raat k
asma me
sitara nahi ata.Abhi waqt
hai thaamlo
hamari dosti
ka hath,Aisa dost
zindgi me dobara nahi aata.


9) Jaam Se Etni Nafrat Mat Karo, Ke Agar Kabhi Peena Pade To Pee Na Sako, Kisi Se Etna Pyar Bhi Mat Karo, Ke Agar Uske Bina Kabhi Jeena Pade To Jee Na Sako!


10) Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sehna, kisi ke dil ko jo lag jaye vo baat na kehna, Milte hai humare jaise log bahut kam, isliye humse...
''KABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA"

[darani]

1) Mere dil
mein tha
thikana unka;
Do
kadam
bhi unse
Aya na gaya;
Maine
pucha ke
kyon toda
wada mera?
wo hass
kar bole
Nibhaya
na gaya.



2) Najane usper itna yakin kyon hai,uska khayal b itna haseen kyu hai,suna hai pyar ka dard mitha hota hai,To ankh se nikla ansu namken kyu hai. .







3) Suu e maikada na jate to kuch aur baat hoti
Wo nigaah se pilaate to kuch aur baat hoti
Ye baja kali ke khilne se mehka hai gulshan
Magar aap muskurate to kuch aur baat hoti
Ye khule khule gesu inhe lakh tum sanvaro
Mere hath se sanvarte to kuch aur baat hoti







4) Jindgi me khushiya tamam aye..
khilte baharo par apka naam aye..
koi puchhe jab tumse dosti ki paribhasha..
apke hoto pe sirf mera naam aye.







5) Hoti
Nahin
Mohobbat
soorat se;
Mohobbat
to meri
jaan dil
se hoti hai;
Soorat to
unki khud
hi pyaari
lagti hai;
kadar
jinki
dil me
hoti hai.







6) Laash ko arthi se pyar tha,
patjhad ko bahar se pyar tha,
humne b kisi se pyar kiya tha magar,
hamare us sohne yaar ko kisi aur ka intezar tha.







7) Dil tutna saza hai mohabat ki. Dil jodna ada hai DOSTI ki.Mange jo kurbani wo mohabat hai. Jo bin mange ho jaye kurban wo hai wafa DOSTI ki.







8) Jane
sePehle
kusur to
batyaHota;
itnaHi
pyarTha
to humPar
haqJataya hota,
Hum
toFir
palat k
rukJate;
Tumne
hath faila
kar wapis bulaya toh hota







9) Mere jaan ki
jahan se
nirali hai ada;
Har andaz
hai unka
sabse juda,
khafa ho jaye
to katil
se kam nahi;
Meharban
ho jaye
to lagte Khuda.







10) Hasraton se hum apki raah saja denge,sapno ki daulat hum aap par luta denge,na koi phool hai aaj mere daman me, lekin apke liye palke bichha denge.

[darani]

1) L-Love,
I-Imagination,
F-Friend,
E-Entertainment,
'LIFE' will Become 'LIE' if there is no 'F' of FRIEND....






2)
. ' ' .
'. () .'
:ll:
Be a CANDLE
Be a LIGHT
Be a TWINKLE
in the dark
Be a HOPE
Be an INSPIRATION
&
Make a Big Difference in Others heart!
Gud Mrng!






3) If u find ur wrld as a sky n ur frnds as STARS,n if u dnt find me among them,dnt worry,i may hav jus fallen to make ur wish come true. Good morning






4) V smile at whom v like.V cry for whom v care.v share with whom v love.V laugh with whom v enjoy.& V bcom angry with whom v feel is our own. Thats frenship.






5) When u count best friends, u may not count me; When u count close friends, U may not count me; But when u really need a friend, just start from me....!!






6) True Friends see U thru.. Believe in things U wanna do ..Feel glad when Ur dreams come true ..Best of all they dont judge U ..They simply love U coz U r
"BEST OUT OF BESTS".






7) In 1 year getting 100 Friends is not an achivement. If 1 get a Good Friend for 100 years,he is an achiver.am D Achiver.Bcoz I hAv u .






8) Tru friendship nevr fads with time it becomes more tasteful like old wine.only a fren cn undrstand da unsaid words n convert da roling tears in2 smile.






9) Frndshp is a chain of gold.each link is a smile,a tear,a laugh,a grip of d hand,a word of cheer.no matter how heavy the load i'll be ur friend.






10) If u have a heart that obeys ur mind u can win the whole world.
If u have a mind that obeys ur heart u can win the love of so many hearts.

[darani]

1) Friends are Like Films, Some are musical, Some are Romantic, Some are Comedy, Some are Tragedy, but few like you r cartoons.



2) TEACHER : Wht is ur caste? STUDENT : Pehle to hum rajput the, fir pandit ho gaye, ab hain sardarji.. Ab aage mummy ki MARZI !!!



3) Friendship doesnt happen wid spl ppl, People bcm spl aftr bcmin frnds. So d moral is, u were not spl, i made u spl..Its ok, thanx ki zarurat nhi..Chalta
hai..




4) Classic example 2 prove girls are selfish: when i was kid so many girls want 2 kiss me, i allowed ,now i want 2 kiss so many girls ,but they dont allow....!




5) One Thing I like abt u
is...




ki tum har kaam dil laga ke KARTE ho

You know why???

Kyunki dimag ka to option he nahi hai...!





6) JOB VACANCY!

Want
to be
a branch manager?
Wear
a
suit,
boot,
tie
&
be
tip top,
climb
a
tree
&
sit
on
a
branch.
Now
u r a
branch manager





7) Lecturer : write a note on Gandhi jayanthi
So Ankur writes :
"Gandhi was a great man but i swere , I dont know who is Jayanthi... I never saw her ! "




8) Aaj ke baad mujhe msg na karna. Its all over...


































Maine kabhi aisa kaha hai ?

Nahin Na ?

Phir msg kyun nahi karte ?




9) Ek haathi talaab mein gir gaya,
ab bahaar kaise aayegaa?



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-gilla hokar- tu tension liya mat kar yar




10) Why a man with a broken heart don't need General Knowledge ?




?




b'coz









Jab Dil hi toot gaya... toh
'G.K.' kya karenge..

[darani]

Duniya main nahi aap dilon main rahte hain ,
Aap se milne ko log apna naseeb kahte hain ,
Jinse bhi aapne dosti ki
Duniya wale unko khush naseeb kahte hain !



Jinki aankhe aansuon se nam nahi ,
Kya samjhte ho unhe koi gam nahi ,
Tum tadap kar ro diye toh kya ,
Gam chupa kar bhi hasne wale kam nahi !



Wisvaas bankar log zinagi main aate hain ,
Khuwaab bankar aankhon main sama jate hain ,
Pahle toh yakeen dilate hain ki woh apne hain ,
Fir jane kyon tanha chod jate hain !


Vaade bhi usne kya khoob nibhaye hain ,
Zakham mufft , dard tohfe main bhijwaye hain ,
Isse badhkar wafadari ki misal kya hogi ,
Maut se pahle woh KAFAN leke aaye hain !



Palkon ki nami main sapno ko chupa kar ,
humne unhe jane ki ijajat de di ,
hum toot kar bikhar gaye tukdon main ,
Unhe muskurane ki ijajat de di !



Bikhre aansoo ke moti hum pee na sake ,
Teri yaad main hum sari raat so na sake ,
Bah na jaye aansuon main tasweer teri ,
Bas yahi soch kar hum ro na sake !



Woh mil jate hain kahani bankar ,
Dil main bas jate hain nishani bankar ,
jinhe hum rakhte hain apni aankon main ,
Kyon nikal jate hain woh pani bankar ,



Khyalon ko kisi ki aas rahti hai ,
Nigahon ko teri talash rahti hai ,
Tere bina koi kami nahi hai ,lekin ,
Tere bagair tabiyat udas rahti hai !



Samajhna koi dil ki baat ko ,
Dard duniya ne bina shoce hi de diya ,
Sah liya jo humne dard ko chupke se ,
Toh fir hume Patthar dil kah diya !

[darani]

1) Man & wife catch a thief.
Fat wife sat on thief's back, askd hsband 2 go get Police,
hsbnd was takin time 2 find his shoes.
Thief cried: O meri hi jutti pa jaa!






2) Hi ! What r U doing? Agar AAP ke paas zara waqt ho to Mere ek swal ka jwab do. Swal hai K woh kaun sa jaanwar hai, jo is waqt Mera SMS pad rha hai.






3) Frog 2 sardar-kya sardar ka dimag hota hai?
Srdr-haan hota hai.
Frog-nahi hota hai n frog jumps in d water.
Srdr-isme suicide krne ki kya baat hai I was joking.






4) Zindgi mein kabhi tension mat lena, bindas hoke I LOVE U kehna,agar rose ke badle sandel mile to,kehna pyaari Behna sada kush rehna.






5) A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and
cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my
legs!!!
"Well of course you can't silly!", replies the Doc... "I've cut
off both of your arms."






6) Dil se bolu ek baat me sachchi,

Hum tum ek daal ke panchhi,

Dosti hamari ye hogi na kachchi,

Teri photo se to meri negative achchhi...






7) My Words Are Antibiotic, My Smile Is analgesic, My Touch Is Anti Inflammatory,My Presence Is Antiseptic,My Feeling Is antipyretic... Thats Why I Am
Pharmacist.






8) Pahele TEJ BARIS ki tarah SMS aaye..
Fir RIMJIM SMS aaye..
Ab RUKRUK kar BUND BUND SMS aa rahe he..
kya aage AKAAL ane ki CHETAWANI to nahi?






9) Jb Apko uparwale Ne Banaya Hoga,Tab Usko Bhi Bahut Maza Aya Hoga.Hasi Di Bachon Wali,Surat Di Bholi Bhali,Mizaz Diya Cool,or Dimaag gya bhul.






10) Santa- arz kiya hai. Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi, Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gyi, Maine usko itne khat likhe ki woh postman ke saath bhag
gayi..

[darani]

Dushmani Dusman se

Pyar Pasand se

Khushi Har1 se

Rishty Apno se

Mohbat Mehboob se

Ishq Ashiq se

Magar Dosti Dil se

Jo Humne ki hai Aap se.



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Tanha rehna to seekh liya hamne

Par khush na kabi reh payenge.

Teri doori to phir seh leta hai ye dil

Par teri dosti ke bin na jee payenge.



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TUM BANKE DOST AISE AAYE ZINDGI ME

KE HUM YE ZAMANA HI BHUL GAYE.

TUMHE YAD AAYE NA AAYE HAMARI KABHI

PAR HUM TO TUMHE BHULANA HI BHUL GAYE



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Sapna kbhi sakaar nhi hota

mohabbat ka koi akaar nhi hota.

Sab kuch ho jata hai zindagi me,

mgr dobara kisi se pyar nhi hota.



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Kyun nazrein churae baithe ho

Kyun dil ko dabaye baithe ho.

Arey hum itne bhi bure nahi

Jo humein bhulaye baithe ho.



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Tum Bin Jeena To Kya-Jeene Ka khayal Bhi Nahi

Tum Bin Jee Le Ye Apna Haal Bhi Nhi.

Tum Hame Bhool Jao Ho Skta Hai

Hum Tumhe Bhool Jaye-Iska To Swal Hi Nhi.



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DOSTI ajkal sirf sms ka khel hai

agar send karo to hi reply milta hai.

baate bahut badi karte hai ye dost

par na bhejo sms thode din to bhool jate hai ye dost.



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Eyes are not meant 4 tears

and heart is not meant 4 fear,

never get upset but always cheer

bcoz you are the one

who can make people smile for years.



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Smooth roads never make good drivers

Smooth sea never makes good sailors

Clear skies never make good pilots

Problem free life never makes a strong & good person.

Have a tough, but winning day ahead.

Be strong enough to accept the challenges of life.



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If SoMe1 AsKs Me Wht is hUmAnity,

I wud SiT nExT 2 u,

PuLL U aLL CloSe 2 Me,

PuT mY ArMs ArOuNd U

n sAy pRoUdLy,

DiS Is humanity..

Lovin





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ANIMALS



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Chor ek ghar mein chori karne gaya,

tijori par likha tha "TIJORI KO TODNE

KI JARURT NAHI,452 Number LAGAO AUR

SAAMNE WALA LAL BATAN DABAO,

TIJORI KHUL JAYGI".

Jaise hi button dabaya,alarm baja

aur police aayi.Jaate waqt chor

seth se bola "AAJ MERA INSANIYAT SE

VISHWAS UTH GAYA ".



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Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se

rote-rote naina thak jayenge.

Pyar karna hamesha padosi se

roz khidki se darshan ho jayenge.



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Vo pyar hi kya jisme ladai na ho,

vo ishq hi kya jisme judai na ho,

vo shaam hi kya jisme koi jaam na ho,

vo inbox hi kya jisme humara naam na ho..



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Tum mere dil ko tarsate ho

MISS CALL ki tarah.

Mere ghar aajao

RECEIVED CALL ki tarah.

Fursat na mile aajao

SMS ki tarah

Tum kho na jana

NOT REACHABLE ki tarah.

aur rooth na jana

SWITCH OFF ki tarah.

Tum par yakien hai

FULL TALKTIME ki tarah.

Baar baar dekhte hain tumhe

*123# ACCOUNT BALANCE ki tarah.