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    Dog is truly a man's best friend.
    If you don't believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour.
    When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?




    Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
    Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay?
    Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.





     


    Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?
    Because, women don't have a wife.




    Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.
    Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.




    A genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!




    How do u identify a true music lover?
    A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!




    Two goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God?
    Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?




    Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor, and a matter of survival for a married man.




    New Examination Patttern in India (Revised):
    General Students: Answer All questions
    OBC: Write Any One question
    SC: Only read questions
    ST: Thanks for coming.
    Cheers to Reservation




    It’s wrong that Alcohol makes u fat... It doesn't! It actually makes u LEAN... against bars, poles, walls, friends & strangers! Cheers!





    Teacher class mein apne baby ko doodh pilate hue boli: Ale ale mela beta dudh p k doctor banega.
    Santa: Mam! Thoda hame bhi pila do hum compounder hi ban jaayenge.




    Ek shrabi sadhu se takra gaya. Sadhu: Oh murkh, mein tuje shrap deta hoon…
    Sharabi: Ruko, me glass leke ata hoon.




    How do u identify a true music lover?
    A man when he hears a woman singing in the bathroom and puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!




    Ek Church k gate pe likha tha: Jo paap kar k thak gaye wo meri sharan me aaye.
    Ek callgirl ne niche apna mob no likh diya: Jo nahi thake wo meri sharan me aaye.




    Ma: Beta ladoo Khayega?
    Beta: Nahin
    Mama: Chocolate?
    Beta: Nahin
    Mama: Khana?
    Beta: Nahin
    Mama: Marjana apne peo te gaya hai, sirf jutiyan hi khayega.




    Gud afternoon. Aap g de sare pariwar nu sunday di lakh-lakh wadhahi hove. Parmatma kare aap g de jeevan de har hafte da satwan din Sunday hove. Happy Sunday.




    When somebody who's deeply in love with you tells you that you're cute, beautiful, and angelic, I agree. That's true, believe me, I swear because love is BLIND!




    It takes patience to keep a nagging wife; fortune to keep an ambitious wife; four eyes to keep a pretty wife.




    Sometimes you might catch me staring at you. It's not because you are cute but bcoz my mom told me that devils have tails and I'm just wondering where's yours?




    Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.
    Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?




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    ahahhahaha...very nice

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    by the way.... thank u

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    very nice collection...........waise kiska copy kiya
    just kidding

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    tmhey or kisey?

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    hmmm.... tu ess mai naya kya hai, copy tu tum always karte hu...lolz

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    thanx

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    hmmmm...

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    truly funny yaar

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    what jokes or zara................

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