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    Funny greeting card messages

    1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...
    (Inside card) - I've changed my mind.



    2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
    (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.



    3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am...
    (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.



    4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go...
    (Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.



    5. Someday I hope to marry...
    (Inside card) - Someone other than you.



    6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...
    (Inside card) - Almost lifelike!



    7.. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
    (Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.



    8. We've been friends for a very long time...
    (Inside card) - What do you say we stop?



    9. I'm so miserable without you...
    (Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.



    10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...
    (Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?



    11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
    (Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.



    12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday...
    (Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.



    13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
    (Available only in Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia.)




     


    14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
    (Inside card) - What was I thinking?



    15. Congratulations on your wedding day!...
    (Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.



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    hahaah....2 funny
    mere taraf se No. 5 for Zara...lolz

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    @zara plz dedicate some quotes to ajmallllll

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    Good share.

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    wow... too good... at last, some clean jokes after a long time!!!!!!!

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    nice..

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    wow.....funny yaar.... and shutup sunny....lolz

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    11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
    (Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
    that is for suny....lolz

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    Lolz.... thank you for missing me...


    this is 4 u:
    2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
    (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

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    hahaha.............nice conversation.........


    and hi sweety you have posted joke after a long time...............

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