Results 1 to 3 of 3

Thread: America...............

  1. #1
    Member Array
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    India
    Age
    31
    Posts
    4,517
    Country: India
    Rep Power
    0

    America...............

    Definining america : by an american


    We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car.

    We whip the enemy in battle, then give them the shirt off our backs.

    We yell for speed laws that will stop fast driving, then won't buy a car if it can't go over 100 miles an hour.

    Americans get scared to death if we vote a billion dollars for education, then are unconcerned when we find out we are spending three billion dollars a year for cigarettes.

    We know the line-up of every baseball team in the American and National Leagues but don't know half the words in the "Star Spangled Banner".

    We'll spend half a day looking for vitamin pills to make us live longer, then drive 90 miles an hour on slick pavement to make up for lost time.

    We tie up our dog while letting our sixteen year old son run wild.


     


    We will work hard on a farm so we can move into town where we can make more money so we can move back to the farm.

    In the office we talk about baseball, shopping or fishing, but when we are out at the game, the mall or on the lake, we talk about business.

    We are the only people in the world who will pay $.50 to park our car while eating a $.25 sandwhich.

    We're the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world and more diets to keep us from eating it.

    We run from morning to night trying to keep our earning power up with our yearning power.

    We're supposed to be the most civilized Christian nation on earth, but we still can't deliver payrolls without an armored car.

    We have more experts on marriage than any other country in the world and still have more divorces.



  2. #2
    Senior Member Array
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    US
    Posts
    21,560
    Rep Power
    0
    hmmmm. true

  3. #3
    Member Array
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    India
    Age
    31
    Posts
    4,517
    Country: India
    Rep Power
    0
    thanks

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)







Similar Threads

  1. America
    By asef_pk in forum Jokes
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 07-30-2012, 08:49 PM
  2. The End of America
    By admin in forum Politics
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 09-06-2011, 10:23 AM
  3. Across america
    By aamirbati in forum Around the World
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 08-24-2011, 04:54 AM
  4. Tallest man of America
    By aamirbati in forum Around the World
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 08-09-2010, 01:16 PM
  5. Only in America
    By leogal in forum Inspirations
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 11-08-2007, 08:09 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  



Get Daily Forum Updates

Get Most Amazing E-mails Daily
Full of amazing emails daily in your inbox
Join Nidokidos E-mail Magazine
Join Nidokidos Official Page on Facebook


Like us on Facebook | Get Website Updates | Get our E-Magazine