Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 11

Thread: Female Cash Machine Instructions

  1. #1
    Pali_Hill
    Guest

    Female Cash Machine Instructions

    New sign in the Bank Lobby reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.'

    MALE PROCEDURE:

    1. Drive up to the cash machine.

    2. Put down your car window.

    3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

    4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

    5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

    6. Put window up. 7. Drive off.

    FEMALE PROCEDURE:

    1. Drive up to cash machine.

    2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.

    3. Set parking brake, put the window down.

    4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

    5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.

    6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

    7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

    8. Insert card.

    9. Re-insert card the right way.

    10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

    11. Enter PIN.

    12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

    13. Enter amount of cash required.

    14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

    15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

    16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

    17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.

    18. Re-check makeup.

    19. Drive forward 2 feet.

    20. Reverse back to cash machine.

    21. Retrieve card.

    22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!

    23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

    24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

    25. Redial person on cell phone.

    26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

    27. Release Parking Brake.


     



  2. #2
    Member Array
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    India
    Age
    31
    Posts
    4,517
    Country: India
    Rep Power
    0
    hahahaha.............absolutely right..............

  3. #3
    Senior Member Array
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    US
    Posts
    21,560
    Rep Power
    0
    hmmm....keep laughing at gals.... fiker not..... lolz

  4. #4
    Member Array
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    India
    Age
    31
    Posts
    4,517
    Country: India
    Rep Power
    0
    hahahahahahaahahhahahaha.......................... .................................................. ..........................

  5. #5
    Senior Member Array
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    US
    Posts
    21,560
    Rep Power
    0
    itna b nahi hasso

  6. #6
    Member Array
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    India
    Age
    31
    Posts
    4,517
    Country: India
    Rep Power
    0
    he..

  7. #7
    Member Array
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    India
    Age
    31
    Posts
    4,517
    Country: India
    Rep Power
    0
    bus.......................................

  8. #8
    Senior Member Array sunnyajmal's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    Hearts
    Posts
    28,915
    Country: Afghanistan
    Rep Power
    0
    hahahahahaahhaah........completely rite..

  9. #9
    Member Array
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Age
    32
    Posts
    3,608
    Country: United States
    Rep Power
    0
    hahahahahahaahahhahahaha.......................... .................................................. ..........................

  10. #10
    Senior Member Array
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    US
    Posts
    21,560
    Rep Power
    0
    hahahahaha.... how cute saber

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)







Similar Threads

  1. God's Instructions
    By mrina in forum Inspirations
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 11-07-2009, 06:25 PM
  2. Instructions For MODS
    By Solcius in forum Posting Rules
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: 07-18-2009, 05:38 PM
  3. Usb (Instructions)
    By mrina in forum Gadgets
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 01-31-2009, 01:07 AM
  4. instructions
    By sabercool in forum Jokes
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 04-27-2008, 06:33 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  



Get Daily Forum Updates

Get Most Amazing E-mails Daily
Full of amazing emails daily in your inbox
»» Join Nidokidos E-mail Magazine
Join Nidokidos Official Page on Facebook


Like us on Facebook | Get Website Updates | Get our E-Magazine