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    two Jews in an Indian restaurant

    excellent - read until the end......

    Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Indian restaurant in New York . Sid asked Al, 'Are there any Jewish people of our faith born and raised in India ?'

    Al replied, 'I don't know, let's just ask our waiter.'

    When the waiter came by, Al asked him, 'Are there any Indian Jews?'

    The waiter said, 'I doont by knowing, I ask cooksaheb..' He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said, 'No ser, no Indian Jews.'

    Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, 'Are you absolutely sure?'

    The waiter, realizing he was dealing with 'foreigners' gave the expected answer, 'I check again,' and went back into the kitchen.

    While the waiter was away in the kitchen, Sid said, 'I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in India . Our people are scattered everywhere.'


     


    The waiter returned and said, 'Cooksaheb say there is no Indian Jews.'

    'Are you certain?' Al asked once again, 'I just can't believe there are no Indian Jews!'

    Listen, I asked EVERYONE,' replied the frustrated waiter. 'All we have is Mango Jews, Cococnut Jews & Tomato Jews! '







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    lolz..... but.... nothing... its is so good, but u must have censored those abusing words...plz

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    hahaahaha...

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    baap re Varj!! I wish there was a beep sound for all those words ur using!!

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    yea thats y i said..... but.... u can see in my reply above....

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    lolzzzzzzzzzz

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    funny na haily?

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    hahahaha..............nice one.


    ab jane bhi do zara vari is new.............

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    i know.... buddy i m not discouraging her..... just leave it, u cant get me what i want to say..... i also appreciated the joke..... but..ok leave it

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    bechari zara...........................

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