Q: What is the next thing one should do after winning an argument with the wife ?
A: Apologise !!!
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postman: Yeh post office hai, police station nahi.
Man: Kya karu? Kahan jau? Khushi k maare kuchh samajh me nahi aa raha.
Meaning of Marriage for a woman: Sacrificing admiration of many men for the criticism of one man!
Mummy: Beta kyun ro rahe ho?
Beta: Papa ne mujhe kissi nahi di.
Mummy: Beta, aap ne papa ko tables nahi sunaye honge.
Beta: Kaam wali ko kaun se tables aate hein.
Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
Wife: Woh Kya?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both!
A man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.
A boy on Date With Gal in BMW. Jaan ! Maine tumse ek baat chupaai hai ki I'm already married.
Girl: Oh GOD! Tumne To dara he dia, main Samjhi ye Car tumhari nahi.
Men who donít understand women at all, by & large, fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I'm in a gud mood, it turns Green & when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!
Difference between GF & Wife?
GF-Pension, Wf- Tension,
GF-Tutti-Fruity, Wf-Kismat Futi
GF-Fresh Cake, Wf-Earthquake
Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?
If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.
So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!
Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
While in bed after few years of marriage, husband and wife's HIPS meet each other more often than LIPS....
True friends stand behind u during ur bad times. Do u want a proof? Check out your marriage album. Uíll find that all ur friends standing behind U
Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!
Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but itís sad that law allows only one wife.