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    Sardars one-liners


    Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?
    Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
    Pappu: No.




    Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
    Jeeto: Ek dum.
    Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.




    Santa aur Jeeto mein larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya.
    Santa raat ko phone pay: Khanay mein kia hai?
    Jeeto: Zehar.
    Husb: Main dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana.




    Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever: What will come first, Chicken or egg?
    O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.





    Doctor asks Santa to give urine sample, stool & sperm sample for his yearly checkup.
    Santa: Im in a hurry doc, can I leave my underwear!




    Interviewer: What is skeleton?
    Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!




    Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
    Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
    Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
    Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!




    Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
    Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
    Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.




    Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
    Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.





     


    Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
    Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.




    Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.
    Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!




    Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.
    Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?




    Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
    Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.




    Santa kaafi time baad pind geya, Pind di Jameen to Mitti fad k te sung k bolea: Pind di Mitti di khushbu hi vakhri hundi aa.
    Banta: Kanjra dhyan nal vekh Eh suki hui Shit aa...





    Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
    Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
    Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
    Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.




    Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?
    Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha




    Santa: How's Ur Sex Life?
    Bangta: As ususal great, Monday to Friday.
    Santa: What about the weekends?
    Banta: Weekends? Oh! that time I'm at home, relaxing with my wife.




    Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants.
    Servant: It's already raining.
    Banta: So what, take an umbrella and go.




    Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.
    Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.




    Why did Santa sleep with a scale?
    Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept.




    Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
    Banta:-Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo. Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
    Banta:-Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.




    What a rip-off! Santa picked up a book called 37 Mating Positions. He goes home, opens it... and it turns out to be a book on chess!




    Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
    Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga...




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    good... I only got to read few up there ..

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    hmmm... i will be careful next time sveety

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    these are re posted yar...but still funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by sveetzara
    hmmm... i will be careful next time sveety
    its ok dearie, some will understand all ..

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    hmmm....

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    lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    hanste rahoo...

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    tm jaltey raho

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    huh

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