There is no such thing as a bad hug
Only good ones and great ones.
They're not fattening
And they don't cause cancer or cavities.
They're all natural - with no preservatives,
Artificial ingredients, or pesticide residue.
They're cholesterol-free, naturally sweet,
And they're 100% wholesome.
And they're a completely renewable natural resource.
They don't require batteries Tune-ups, or x-rays.
They're non-taxable, fully returnable, And energy efficient.
They're safe in all kinds of weather;
They're especially good for cold or rainy days.
They're exceptionally effective
In treating problems
Like bad dreams or the Monday blues.
Hugs are free to give and free to get.
There is no minimum age requirement.
You can never get hurt by giving a hug.
You can give someone a hug at anytime Day or night.