A husband was returning home after cremating his wife. He sees heavy lightning & thunderstorm. He thinks: She must have reached there.
I asked my uncle if he knew the best way to see flying saucers.
He said: Yes, pinch the waitress.
Girl to Boyfriend: Now it's time we should marry.
Boy: That's ok, but who'll marry us.
Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed.
But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & a economist in Bed.
Girl announced her engagement to her father.
Father: Does this fellow has any money?
Girl: U men r all alike, that's exactly what he asked me about u.
Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you have broken.
Lalu: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
Banta: Give me a bag full of money, job and a vehicle full of girls
God: So it be, my son and made him a bus conductor of ladies special bus!
How do u identify a true music lover?
A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!
A genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!
Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.