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    One-liners



    A husband was returning home after cremating his wife. He sees heavy lightning & thunderstorm. He thinks: She must have reached there.




    I asked my uncle if he knew the best way to see flying saucers.
    He said: Yes, pinch the waitress.




    Girl to Boyfriend: Now it's time we should marry.
    Boy: That's ok, but who'll marry us.




    Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed.
    But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & a economist in Bed.




    Girl announced her engagement to her father.
    Father: Does this fellow has any money?
    Girl: U men r all alike, that's exactly what he asked me about u.




    Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you have broken.
    Lalu: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.




    Banta: Give me a bag full of money, job and a vehicle full of girls
    God: So it be, my son and made him a bus conductor of ladies special bus!





     


    How do u identify a true music lover?
    A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!




    A genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!




    Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
    Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.





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    Very nice collection... but this one is very funny


    Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed.
    But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & a economist in Bed.

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    apney matlab ki hi baat achi lagti hai...lolz... nyways thank u

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    hahahahahah.... matlab ke bat nahi yar... joke tu joke huta hai

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    mkpnhjijokpl[;]'\

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    what is this????? is this a new generated language?

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    Good ones...

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    nice collection........Zara.

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    thanx ALOT

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    apna praiset sun ke kaisa lag raha hai?

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