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    We are getting a Divorce!!

    An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in New York and says,

    'I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!'

    'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.

    'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the old man says.

    'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!'

    Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

    'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.'


     


    She calls Mumbai immediately, and screams at the old man, 'You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then , don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR??' and she hangs up.
    The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay', he says, 'It's all set. They're both coming for Diwali and paying their own airfare!!'



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    i didnt get the last sentence.... shainee plz explain it honey...

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    Well babe.. the poor old couple got to lie to their children bout getting a divorce so that the children will fly down to see them ... actually the couple make up the divorce drama to pull the children attention who is busy making money overseas. got it?

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    oh so sveett..... awww.... thats a delimma of present age.... parents and children need a specific day to see each other... nyways nice joke dear....

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    ahhahaah....very nice yar...parents are the greatest prize from the God...

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    such clever parents...lolzzz

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    Lolz good one..

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    nice joke, shainee................and exactly sunny.....

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    actually I believe parents are the god on the earth .. without them who are we?

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    yeah..........

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