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    Salt?

    Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,
    explaining to the barman he has to go home to do a sh*t. "Don't
    be stupid," says the barman, "We've got a perfectly good toilet
    here!"

    "Yes," explains the drinker, "but I take salts."

    "So what??!! That doesn't matter - you can still use the toilet
    here!"

    The drinker reluctantly agrees and heads for the toilet. After a
    few moments there is loud banging and the bloke emerges,
    followed by a foul smell. The barman races into the toilet where
    he sees crap all over the ceiling and walls. He races back into


     


    the bar.

    "What the hell went on in there?!" he demands.

    "I told you," explained the drinker.

    "No, you said that you take salts!" yelled the barman.

    "That's right," the drinker shrugs, "somersaults."



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    didnt get it

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    mmmm...me too didn't get it yar...

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    Lolz, good one

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    have you got this jojo

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    even though we didnt get it lakin phir b, hass letey hain....lolz

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    chalo theek hain!

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    jab tak samaj nahi aa yega i will never laugh...

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    nahito na sahi.... me to hassu gi

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    aap tu beshak hans sakte hu...lolz

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