• "Forgive your enemies but remember their names."
    -unknown
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    "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
    Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems
    like a minute.
    THAT'S relativity."
    - Albert Einstein
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    "The brain is a wonderful organ.
    It starts working the moment you get up in the
    morning
    and does not stop until you get into the office."
    - Robert Frost
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    "Life is pleasant.
    Death is peaceful.
    It's the transition that's troublesome."
    -unknown
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    "Help a man when he is in trouble and
    he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
    -unknown
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    "Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't
    know
    where to shop."
    -unknown
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    "Most people are only alive because it is illegal
    to
    shoot them."
    -unknown
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