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    Kids in school

    Kids in school think quick
    __________________________________________________ _________
    TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
    FRANK : Because of the sign.
    TEACHER : What sign?
    FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
    ________ __________________________________________________ _
    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
    __________________________________________________ _________

    TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
    GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
    TEACHER : No, that's wrong
    GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
    __________________________________________________ _________
    TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
    TEACHER : What are you talking about?
    DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
    __________________________________________________ _________

    TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
    didn't have ten years ago.
    WINNIE : Me!
    __________________________________________________ _________
    TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
    GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.


    __________________________________________________ _________
    TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
    MILLIE : I is...
    TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
    MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
    __________________________________________________ _________
    TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
    TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
    __________________________________________________ _________
    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
    tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
    didn't punish him?"
    LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
    _____________________________________________ ______________
    TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
    __________________________________________________ _________
    TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
    your brother's. Did you copy his?
    CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;
    __________________________________________________ ________
    TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
    people are no longer interested?
    HAROLD : A teacher.

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    may be friend .. you have read this before...
    but just wann asteal some moment of your life!!!

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    funny collection...thank u

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    nice collection...............

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    hahahah...very nice collection thnx

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