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    haa ahaa ahaaa............

    A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to
    the hospital.
    While on the operating table she had a near death
    experience. Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up?'

    God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8
    days to live.'

    Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital
    and have a
    Face-lift, liposuction and a tummy tuck. She even had
    Someone come in and change her hair color and brighten
    her teeth!

    Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she
    might as
    Well make the most of it.

    After her last operation, she was released from the
    hospital.

    While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed
    by an ambulance.

    Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'I thought
    you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me
    from out of the path of the ambulance?'

    (You'll love this!!!)






     


    God replied: 'I didn't recognize you.'



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    hehehe

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    Oh my god...lolz nice one...

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    nice............

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    wow!modernizing leads into this!lolzz

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    hhmmmmmm...... good joke

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