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    A talking Clock

    Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.


     


    "What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock" the drunk replied. A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. "Yup" replied the drunk. "How's it work?" the second guest asked, squinting at it.

    "Watch" the man said. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed "YOU F***K A**HOLE....IT'S TEN PAST THREE IN THE MORNING!



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    nice joke...

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    haaaaa its realy nice joke , thanks for sharing

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    Lolz, Nice one

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    nice.................

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