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    Hot jokes..................................;)

    Nothing HOT it's Funny go Adhead

    These jokes are taken from REAL résumés and cover letters and were printed in the Fortune Magazine:

    1. 'I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.'

    2. 'I have lurnt Word for Widows, computor operations and spreasheet progroms.'

    3. 'I received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.'

    4. 'Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions.'

    5. 'Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave.'

    6. 'Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.'

    7. 'It's best for employers that I not work with people.'

    8. 'Let's meet , so you can ' ooh' and ' aah' over my experience.'

    9. 'You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time.'

    10. 'Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.'

    11. 'I was working for my mom until she decided to move.'

    12. 'Marital status: single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No commitments.'

    13. 'I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.'

    14 'I am loyal to my employer at all costs....Please feel free to respond to my résumé on my office voice mail.'

    15. 'I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely no one and absolutely nothing. '

    16. 'My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.'


     



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    Bakwaas .....

    Please do not post such PJs again .....

    Thnx in advance.

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    so rude sanju they are so humorous

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    i didnt get any1 of them

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    anyway thanks for ur hard work that u have collected them...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetsanju16
    Bakwaas .....

    Please do not post such PJs again .....

    Thnx in advance.


    ye bolo ke samja nahi they are Good ones

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    Good ones

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    yaar muje to bilkul ordinary sey lagey hain.... coz i cant find them hot.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by sveetzara
    yaar muje to bilkul ordinary sey lagey hain.... coz i cant find them hot.....
    mujhe bhi

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    lolz.... both of we r masoooooooom na vibz?

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