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    Doctors vs. Guns

    Doctors vs. Guns


    Doctors:

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    The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000
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    Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000
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    Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171

    Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services.

    Guns:

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    The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000
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    The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500
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    The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188.

    Statistics courtesy of F.B.I.

    Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

    Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."


     


    FACT: Not everyone has a gun, but almost everyone has at least one doctor.



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    Lol thanks I'll keep that in mind.

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    lol...nice yaar...mujhe ab thak yeh patha nahi tha

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    now what if a doctor has a gun???

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    where is the satistic .. how many people are still alive bcos of doctors.?. I believe it will cross billions around the world ... doctors are god in the earth.

    but good joke to read ...

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    yea... nice joke shainee

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    Quote Originally Posted by shainee
    where is the satistic .. how many people are still alive bcos of doctors.?. I believe it will cross billions around the world ... doctors are god in the earth.

    but good joke to read ...
    Shinee jee,
    am not against Doctorism but joke is joke yar...

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    yeah shainee......I agree with you that doctors save our live but the jokes are jokes..................

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    thanks saber...

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