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    Gender Specific Word Definitions

    Gender Specific Word Definitions

    THINGY (thing-ee) n.
    Female... Any part under a car's hood.
    Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

    VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
    Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
    Male.... Playing football without a jockstrap.

    COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
    Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
    Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

    COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
    Female... A desire to get married and raise a family.
    Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

    ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
    Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
    Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.


     


    FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
    Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
    Male...... A source entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

    MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
    Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
    Male... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

    REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
    Female... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
    Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.



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    Lol good one.

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    sunnyji...yeh tho too much ho gaya...where is zara...usne yeh dekhi kya?

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    hmmm.. kiya keh sakti hun me..... by the way thats too fuuny.... fun fiker not dear

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    thanks for the visit friends...
    and special thnx to Zara for your positive response...
    haa na vibz jee joke is joke...

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    thanks for sharing..............infact nice sharing

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    thanks yar saber...

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