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    He siad-She said

    He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?

    She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.

    He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.


     


    She said...Well, you have succeeded.

    He said... You have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man?

    She said...No, have you?

    He said... Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?

    She said...Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.

    He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.

    She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.



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    hehehheehehe

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    mujhe kuch samajh mein nahi aaya

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    Lolz!

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    lolz...

    He said - "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?"
    She said - "Turn sideways and look in the mirror you fat bastard."

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    sunny muje aap k cooments ki samjh nahi aai....

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    zaroorat bhi nahi...lolz

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    bohat burey ho tm.... bta do gey to kiya jaey ga tmhara.... go to hell yaar

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    thanks for calling me with my rite name (buhut bura)...

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    thats what u r

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