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    How to go to Heaven?

    I was testing the children


    in my Sunday school class


    to see if they understood the concept
    of getting to heaven.


    I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car,


    had a big garage sale


    and gave all my money

    to the church,

    Would that get me into Heaven?'



    'NO!' the children answered.


    'If I cleaned the church every day,


     



    mowed the yard,

    and kept everything neat and tidy,
    would that get me into Heaven?'



    Again, the answer was, 'NO!'


    By now I was starting to smile.


    Hey, this was fun!


    'Well, then, if I was kind to animals


    and gave candy


    to all the children,



    and loved my husband,


    would that get me into Heaven?'


    I asked them again.
    Again, they all answered, 'NO!'


    I was just bursting with pride for them.
    'Well,' I continued, 'then how can I get into Heaven?'

    A five-year-old boy shouted out,


    'YOU GOTTA BE DEAD.'



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    wow...truely sensible kids...

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    hmmmm....sumtimes they r rite

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    Hmm... that good..Kids are innocent that why they always speak the truth!!!

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    hahah, kids r always true...

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    nice..................................

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