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    Indian in England

    An Indian moved to England.His English neighbour decided to call on him to introduce himself and wish the newcomer welcome. The Englishman was surprised to see the man from India in his nice backyard busily absorbed in chasing ten chickens around like mad.'Must be an Indian custom', the English man thought to himself. Deciding not to intrude, he could put off the welcome till a later date and went home.

    The next evening, he decided he should go again to welcome the Indian. This time, from the street, he saw through the window that the Indian was urinating into
    a cup and drinking from it.'Must be an Indian custom', he thought to himself deciding again to delay the welcome by another day.

    The third day, he was determined he had to welcome the Indian. From the gate, he saw the Indian concentrating with his ear pressed hard against a cow's butt.Starting to be annoyed at this behavior in the neighborhood he went up to the Indian; 'I'm sorry to disturb you sir. I am your neighbour. I wanted to wish you welcome but from what I have seen you doing for the last three days I am not so sure anymore because we don't want such goings-on in our neighbourhood' said the Englishman unable to hold his voice from rising.'Neither I nor the other people living in the neighbourhood will stand for your crazy Indian customs!' he almost yelled to the Indian's face.The Indian looked confused. He answered 'Sorry sir, I think you are mistaken. These are actually English customs. I was told, to be English, you have to........Chase CHICKS, Get
    PISSED DRUNK andListen to BULLSHIT.


     



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    Lolz Good one Shainee...

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    Lol

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    hahahahahha! cooool joke...

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    hahahahaha............good one

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    wowwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahhahhahhaaaaaaa

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    coool shainee...hahaha

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