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    jokes and jokes

    sardar theory:moon is more important than sun coz moon gives us light at night when light is needed and sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!!!!


     


    sardar calls wife"ghar nahi aa saktha,car ka steering,gear sab gaayab ho gaya"After 5 minutes he calls again and tells"Aa arhaa hun.Pehle galthi sepichlii seat pe baita tha"

    sardar ki wife kaali thi.
    ek din vo red saree pehenke apne pathi se poochi:"main kaise lag rahi hoon?"tho sardar ne reply kiya:"jaise kaajal ke factory mein aag lagi ho!"

    Santa singh and Banta singh are Branch managers and staying in the same colony.During a programe attended in the training centre on "Empowerment",santa was asked to fill a form on "S W O T" analysis(strength-weakness-oppurtunities-threat)
    santa wrote:My strength:my wife-jeeth kaur.
    my weakness-bantas wife-preetam kaur.
    oppurtunities-when banta is on tour visit to various units.
    threat-when im on tour and banta is still in town!!!

    NASA decided to send sardar to the Moon.but half the way he stopped and shouted:U PEOPLE ARE CHEATING ME.IT IS AMAAVAAS DAY TODAY.THERE WILL ME NO MOON.HOW CAN YOU SEND ME?

    QUEEN eLIZABETH AND bANTA SINGH WERE HAVING CANDLE LIGHT DINNER
    Queen saysass the wine you divine
    Banta thinks(how poetic) and saysass the ROTI YOU MOTI!!!

    EK DIN BAR MEIN SANTA PIKAR RO RAHA THA
    BARMAN:RO KYON RAHE HO?
    SANTA:JIS LADKI KO BHULAANE KE LIYE PI RAHA HOON USKI NAAM YAAD NAHI AA RAHA HAIN!!

    in KBC3, shahrukh-what is the name of your father?
    sardar-aapna kuch bola nahi
    shahrukh-jawaab dijiye
    sardar-pehle option tho dijiye
    shahrukh-(uh!)teek hain option ye raha
    a)santa singh
    b)banta singh
    c)sardar singh
    d)karthar singh
    sardar:sardar singh tho mein hoon.patha nahin saahab,kuch bhi rakh lijiye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1111

    teacher-happy singh,whats the full form of maths?
    happy:mentally affected teachers harassing students!!!!!!!!!!

    karthar singh was standing below a tubelight with his mouth open
    WHY?WHY?WHY?...THINK...THINK....THINK NAAAA..U DONT KNOW?
    COZ HIs DOCTOR ADVISE:PET(stomach)MAIN DARD HO THO AAJ LIGHT HI KHAANAA



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    nice collection

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    hahahaha....

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    Quote Originally Posted by sveetzara
    hahahaha....

    sirf hahahaa se kaam nahi chaleega,,, comments bhi hune chaheyee

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    yeahhhhhhh.i want 2 hear comments......or compliments...............
    sunny saahab,aapne teek bola
    vaise...main ladki hoon,ladka nahi!

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    ab mai kaise accept karo yar?coz u know all nido angles has sent me their pictures and after that i accepted so what abt u???...lolz

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    aap kiske baare mein baath kar rahe hain?
    angels?pictures?wat abt me?

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    aap nahi samjho gee ask ur teacher (Zara)...lolz

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    excuse me... i m not a teacher ok

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    zara dear...xplain naa
    this ajmal has a severe prob of telling blunders
    uska akal teek nahi hain

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