A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying:
O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man.
He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night.
He got irritated...drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!