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    1. An old man was walking along the road. A car stopped near him and a got out of it. He asked the old man, Sir, shall I give you a lift?
    The old man replied,
    No need I live on the ground floor

    2. Two pupils were fighting outside the examination hall. The teacher came out and said:
    T: Why r u fighting?
    S: Teacher, he left his answer sheet blank

    T: Why should that bother you?
    S: I too left my answer sheet blank

    T: So…?
    S: The teacher will think that we have copied from each other.

    3. A: B, which is this crop in the farm?
    B: This is cotton from which clothes are made.
    A: Then when will shirts and pants grow on it?

    4. Teacher: Why are you late?
    Student: Because there was a sign which tells…School ahead, go slow.

    5. A: Why have you kept the newspaper in the fridge?
    B: Because it is full of HOT NEWS.

    6. Professor: What three words are the most used by college students?
    Student: I don’t know.
    Professor: Absolutely correct.

    7. Conductor: Why are you getting an extra ticket?
    Passenger: If I lose one ticket, the other would save me.
    C: What would you do if you lose both?
    P: I am not a fool. I have my bus pass.
    C: ????????

    8. Lady: The design of the sari is excellent. But the colour is not good.
    Salesman: Don’t worry mam. The colour will disappear after the first wash.

    9. Teacher: “I killed a personâ€, convert this sentence into future tense.
    Student: The future tense “you will go to jailâ€.

    10. Mother: Reena, tell me why does a bear have it’s body covered with hair?
    Daughter: Actually Mom, there is no barber in the forest.

    11. Maid: What do you want, sir?
    Visitor: I want to see your master.
    Maid: What’s your business, please?
    Visitor: There is a bill...
    Maid: Ah! He left yesterday for his village...
    Visitor: Which I have to pay him...
    Maid: And he returned this morning.

    Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
    A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals’’

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    nice jokes...

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    yeah nice collection...........

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