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    Fat lady in the theater

    The rather broad lady went to the theatre a little before the performance started and gave the usher two tickets. "Where's your companion?" asked the usher. "Well," said her, with a blush, "you see, one seat is a little too small for me and pretty uncomfortable so I decided to get two. But they're both really for me." "Fine with me, mam," the usher replied, scratching his head. "There's just a slight problem. You see, your seats are numbers 52 and 61."


     

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    Hehe good one.

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    haaaaaaaa very good joke, but note for all fat ladies ,
    start dieting haaaaaaaaaaaa...............

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    hahahahaha

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    lolz.... shes like sunny ajmal

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    thanks to all,

    Ok now tell me Zara which seat do u prefer to set? hahah

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    only 1

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    so y u bought two tickets?

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    1 for u

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    but u will never be adjusted in one seat coz u r too fat...

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