The rather broad lady went to the theatre a little before the performance started and gave the usher two tickets. "Where's your companion?" asked the usher. "Well," said her, with a blush, "you see, one seat is a little too small for me and pretty uncomfortable so I decided to get two. But they're both really for me." "Fine with me, mam," the usher replied, scratching his head. "There's just a slight problem. You see, your seats are numbers 52 and 61."