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    3 QUICK JOKES

    Liar:

    A man is dying of Cancer.

    His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're
    dying of AIDS?"

    Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!"

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    Three Feelings:


     


    What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

    Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is
    pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.

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    Chinese Adam & Eve:

    If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise
    because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake !



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    nice jokes thnx 4 sharing...

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    3 QUICK JOKES

    Santa: How much the earth is far from here?

    Banta: 1 kilo meter.

    Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"

    Banta: Downwards !!

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    Man to Lawyer: What is your fees?

    Lawyer: $200 for 3 questions.

    Man: Isn't it too high?

    Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?

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    Laloo applied for the post of a detective in Chandigarh. In the interview he was asked a question:

    Who killed Mahatma Gandhi?

    Laloo: I will tell you tomorrow.

    Laloo come home and tells his wife: I got the job and my first work is to investigate who killed Gandhi.

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    Re: 3 QUICK JOKES

    Quote Originally Posted by joya
    Man to Lawyer: What is your fees?

    Lawyer: $200 for 3 questions.

    Man: Isn't it too high?

    Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?

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    this one is very nice..... lol

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    thanx varj.... the 1st two r superbbb.....lolz...

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    nice ...both of u ...good post

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