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    Smart Sales Man

    A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -
    "Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"

    Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"

    The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again -
    "Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?

    Again, the man replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away!"

    The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy -
    "Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".

    Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says:
    "HEY," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like crap!!!"

    "It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?


     



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    Hahaha!

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    nice joke thanks for sharing

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    hmmm... so clever

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    Good job duhhhhh

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    haaaaa mach............its realy good fun and good example of bussines , tips should be noted

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    hahahahaah

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