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    An airlines story...

    While taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport , the crew of a US Air
    flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to
    nose with a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed out
    at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where the hell are you
    going? I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right
    on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the
    difference between C and D, but get it right!" Continuing her rage to
    the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically:
    "God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort
    this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to! You
    can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour, and I
    want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I
    tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?"
    "Yes, ma'am," the humbled crew responded.
    Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly
    silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to
    chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of
    mind. Tension in every cockpit out around Gatwick was definitely
    running high.
    Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone,
    asking: "Wasn't I married to you once?"

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