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    Management Jargon . . .

    MANAGEMENT SPEAK: We have to put on our marketing hats.
    TRANSLATION: We have to put ethics aside.

    MANAGEMENT SPEAK: That's very interesting.
    TRANSLATION: I disagree.

    MANAGEMENT SPEAK: I don't disagree.
    TRANSLATION: I disagree.

    MANAGEMENT SPEAK: I don't totally disagree with you.
    TRANSLATION: You may be right, but I don't care.

    MANAGEMENT SPEAK: You have to show some flexibility.
    TRANSLATION: You have to do it whether you want to or not.

    MANAGEMENT SPEAK: We have an opportunity.
    TRANSLATION: You have a problem.

    MANAGEMENT SPEAK: You obviously put a lot of work into this.
    TRANSLATION: This is awful.

    MANAGEMENT SPEAK: In a perfect world.
    TRANSLATION: Just get it working and get it out the door.

    MANAGEMENT SPEAK: Help me to understand.
    TRANSLATION: I don't know what you're talking about, and I don't think you
    do either.

    MANAGEMENT SPEAK: You just don't understand our business.
    TRANSLATION: We don't understand our business.

    MANAGEMENT SPEAK: You need to see the big picture.
    TRANSLATION: My boss thinks it's a good idea.

    MANAGEMENT SPEAK: My mind is made up. I am adamant on the subject.
    There is no room for discussion. But if you do want to discuss itfurther,
    my door is always open.
    TRANSLATION: &%^$ you.

    MANAGEMENT SPEAK: I appreciate your contribution.
    TRANSLATION: @#%* you . . . !


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    u r right

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    very nice...

    TRANSLATION: U r fired

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