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    How Some Indian Marriages Start The Awkward First Phone Call

    The Scene: The Girl is a 23 year old investment banker working in New York. The Boy is doing his residency in Boston and was given her number by his mother, who is a friend of the Girl's aunt's brother-in-law's cousin's uncle's wife in Chicago.
    Monday night, 10 pm
    Girl: Hello?
    Boy: (Shit, she's home!) Umm, hi! Is this ---?
    Girl: Speaking.
    Boy: My name is ---. I don't know if you know who I am- (God, what if she doesn't know who I am? I'll sound like a complete idiot.) Hell, I already sound like a complete idiot. I don't even know why I'm doing this!)
    Girl: Oh, you live in Boston, right?
    Boy: Yeah. (Ok, she was told about me, that's a ****ing relief. I wonder what she was told - "He's a resident, tall, and fair, and he graduated from Ivy League school!" God, she probably hates me already!)
    Girl: Yeah, my mother mentioned you had my number. (I can't believe he actually called!)
    Boy: So, how are you? Oh yeah, that's real original, but what the hell else I am supposed to say- Umm, hi, I don't know you, but do you want to be wife?)
    Girl: I'm fine. And you? (Ok, this is off to a great ****ing start)
    Boy: I'm good. (Ok, think, think!) So, I heard you're an investment banker? (Oh, that's a real winner. Now I can be a bad conversationalist and an idiot!)
    Girl: Yes.
    Boy: (Ok, she is not helping me at all!) Where do you work?
    Girl: Merrill Lynch.
    Boy: Hey, that's a great firm! (I sound like a complete moron. I should just hang up except my mother would somehow find out and kill me!)
    Girl: Yeah, it's a nice place to work. (God, this guy sounds like a complete loser)
    Boy: So...(Stall ,stall!)
    Girl: So you're doing your residency in cardiology? (Like my mom didn't tell me that 500 times already!)
    Boy: (Ok, I can handle this...) Yeah, I'm in my second year. (Alright, now say something else, but what do I say? Do you drink and have sex? Cause if you want to marry me, you can't be one of those goody goody South Asian girls who think if they kiss a guy they've practically gone all the way) So, what do you like to do in your free time?
    Girl: (Umm... get wasted...) Oh, you know, hang out with my friends, go to movies.
    Boy: Where do you like to hang out in NY?
    Girl: (Shit, what am I supposed to say? This guy could be some religious freak! I can't say bars - I'll say clubs, you can go to clubs and not drink...) Oh, sometimes we go to the movies, or there's a couple clubs that are good... (That was good, I made it sound like I like clubs, but I'm not really into them...)
    Boy: (Ok, she goes to clubs, that's a good sign. If she was really religious she wouldn't do that.) Yeah? I like to dance also.
    Girl: (He likes to dance- that's a good sign. He can't be that stiff!) So where do you hang out in Boston?
    Boy: (Should I say it- alright, I'll say it, what the hell!) Umm, the same, bars, clubs, stuff like that.
    Girl: (He said bars! So he probably drinks. Good sign. I should explore this further...) Are there any good bars in Boston?
    Boy: Yeah, there are some nice ones, I mean, I'm not a huge drinker, but I like having a good time. (Ok, that gives the impression of someone who enjoys drinking but is not an alcoholic - pretty good, if I do say so myself!)
    Girl: (That sounds really positive. This guy sounds kind of cool. But if he's so cool why is he calling me? Shouldn't he have a girlfriend? Or not need to call random girls his mother tells him about? God, what if he's completely ugly? Or has never been kissed?) Yeah, me too. Although I hope my parents never find out.
    Boy: Yeah. I know exactly what you mean. (I wonder if she's butt)
    Girl: (Ok, so he didn't freak out at the living a double life reference- another good sign. I just wish I knew what he looked like...) So...
    Boy: (Or she could be really fat with a huge mustache. Well, there's only one way to find out!) So, I know this sounds a little crazy, but I'm visiting some friends in NYC next weekend and I wonder if you'd want to get together for coffee sometime.
    Girl: (Coffee. That's totally safe. If he's totally nasty I can have a quick espresso and run like hell!) Yeah, that sounds great.
    Boy: (Alright that went pretty well. Coffee's pretty harmless. And who knows, maybe she'll be cool. Now I have to get the hell out of this conversation...) So I have your e-mail, should I just e-mail you soon and we can figure it out?
    Girl: (E-mail is sooo much better than the phone. Thank God for e-mail!) Yeah, just e-mail, I check it all the time at work, so- (God, this is getting painful)
    Boy: Alright, I'll e-mail you soon. (Meaning in two days cause I don't want to look too desperate, but at the same time I don't want to look like I'm trying not to look too desperate)
    Girl: Coo

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    ha ha..fantastic conversation...!!!!

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