It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more alcohol.

By the time a man realizes his fat her was right, he has a son who thinks he is wrong.


Buying things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people who don't matter.

The hardest problem in life is learning which bridge to cross and which to burn.

People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.

I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment required. We just sleep together every night.

Chess game properly reflects the husband's status. The king can take only one step at a time while the queen can do whatever she likes