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    rose_2008
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    Good one to Laugh

    Good One To Laugh


    1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

    2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
    Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD,
    After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY



    3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
    1. Tele-Phone
    2. Tele-Vision
    3. Tell to Woman
    Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.


     


    4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

    5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
    Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
    Moral : BE SPECIFIC

    6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
    It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.

    7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
    They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
    Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
    Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

    8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
    If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

    9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
    Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

    10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
    Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

    11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
    Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

    12. "A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is built for" - Albert Einstein



    Hav a Nice Weekend.



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    terminator590
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    good one to laugh

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    hemasnair
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    wonderful post rose...

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    rose_2008
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    Quote Originally Posted by terminator590
    good one to laugh
    Thanks Terminator

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    rose_2008
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    Quote Originally Posted by hemasnair
    wonderful post rose...
    Thanks Hema

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    terminator590
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    hi rose

    hi rose

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    umamgp
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    they're old ones.. but thanks for refreshing!!

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    hahahaha very nice post,
    is this the reality?

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    rose_2008
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    Quote Originally Posted by umamgp
    they're old ones.. but thanks for refreshing!!
    Thanks uma

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    rose_2008
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    Quote Originally Posted by sunnyajmal
    hahahaha very nice post,
    is this the reality?
    thanks ajmal

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