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    BUS DRIVER

    A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
    The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

    The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''

    The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!


     

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    oh...heard it, yet still funny...lolz

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    thanks 4 reply buddy!

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    kewl!

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    thanks buddy

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    ..... so funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by sveetzara
    ..... so funny

    thanks for the comments Zara

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    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    really funny.... lolz......

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    very chicky kid

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