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    Voicemail in heaven

    Imagine what would happen if GOD installs Voice Mail in Heaven When you pray, you will get this response:










    "Hi, Thank you for calling Heaven. If you want to speak to
    Lord Ganesha - Press 1
    Lord Shiva - Press 2
    Lord Krishna - Press 3 (Sorry, he is Busy with " Gopiyan " )

    For a Directory of other Gods / Goddess - Press 4

    For Further Assistance from Menka / Pari / Angels - Press 9.

    You press 1 and get connected to Ganeshji and hear the following message:
    If you want to make a request - Press 5
    For complaints / Grievances - Press 6 (Seldom works)
    For thanks giving - Press 7
    For anything else,
    Please press 8 and wait for the Customer Support Angel to talk to you If you would like to hear Naradji singing Bhajan while you are holding Press *

    After a few minutes comes the following message:
    "" Our records indicate that you have already prayed once today. Please try again tomorrow. Meanwhile, if you require any emergency assistance, please contact
    our offshore Customer Support Executive (priest of your nearest temple) ""
    JMany Thanks!!





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    apple
    Guest
    shame for you



  3. #3
    apple
    Guest

    hai




  4. #4
    farhath
    Guest

    SAME

    same same same



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    robo007
    Guest

    Ha,ha,ha !

    Ha,ha,ha,ha. But remember not to invoke the wrath of these Gods !



  6. #6
    good girl
    Guest
    hhhhhheeeeeeeeeee..........
    but dont make fun of gods



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