The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the

"Please, you have to come right over," pleaded the distraught young
mother. "My child has swallowed a contraceptive."

The physician dressed quickly, but before he could get out the door,
the phone rang again.

"You don't have to come over after all," the woman said with a sigh of
relief. "My husband just found another one."