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    umamgp
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    PJ Bundle For You!!!!!!!!!!!!

    This is very hilarious... Laughter is the best medicine.....

    1 )what is the cube of 13?
    > Its : SUROOR
    > wondaring how?
    > thats bcoz....
    > TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR
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    > 2) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
    > kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..
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    > 3) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
    > ..........sita with ravan
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    > 4) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
    > …….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya
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    > 6) n elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against their
    > marrige…guess y??
    > they gave a solid reason…**Ladke k daant bahar hain**

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    > Full form of MATHS????
    > Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…
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    > 9) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
    > Ans: hasina
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    3+ 3 =8
    Bataao Kaise?



    Bataao Bataao!



    Nahi Pata?!!



    Are
    Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Teacher: 'A' for?
    Student: Apple !!!
    Teacher: Jor se bolo
    Student: JAI MATA DI

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    1) Smoking
    2) Drinking
    3) Charas
    4) Ganja
    5) Chicken
    6) Mutton
    7) Oily food
    Masala
    9) Sleep & obesity
    10) Pollution

    = Heart Attack

    Matlab

    scrolll down



    DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!

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    What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???

    think
    think
    think
    think
    think

    tired of thinking???


     




    Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"

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    Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
    ....
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    okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat"


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    ok whats the opp of venky's..



    venlocks...
    (now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)

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    Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?


    ' Come ' palakrishnan.

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    A man went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.



    Guess why ?



    because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"

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    ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya to kaise bahar
    nikalega???????
    .........
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    think
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    think....
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    geela ho ke nikalega......

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    ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge .......

    sweets nops

    sault nopes

    think

    think




    are yaar
    birla white cement
    kyunki iske ander jaan hei.......

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    whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man
    jumping from 10th floor?
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    former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
    later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)

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    Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an
    Orange ?

    think......
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    socho socho
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    the answer is ..........
    They Both Are Not a Banana !!



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    best jokes, thanks for sharing yar!

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    Welcome sunny!!

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