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    Lets c hw smart u r...


    So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are
    losing it or are still "with it." The spaces below are so you don't see
    the answers until you have made your answer.

    OK, relax, clear your mind and ... begin. WELL, MAYBE NOT THAT CLEAR!

    1. What do you put in a toaster?

    Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do
    something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to
    Question 2.

    2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?

    Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the
    next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even
    overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading
    something more appropriate such as Children's World. If you said "water"
    then proceed to question 3.

    3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from
    blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house
    is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

    Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks,"
    what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions??? ?? If
    you said "glass," then! go on to Question 4.

    4. Its twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
    Germany(If you will recall, Germanyat the time was politically divided
    into West Germanyand East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO of
    the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is
    also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the
    engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in
    the middle of "no man's land" between East Germanyand West Germany.
    Where would you bury the survivors? East Germanyor West Germanyor in
    "no man's land"?

    Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else,
    you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a
    plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't
    bury the survivors", then proceed to the next question.

    5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from Londonto
    MilfordHaven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading,
    six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Sweden, two people
    get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get
    on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In
    Carmarthen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at
    MilfordHaven. What was the name of the bus driver?

    Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It
    was YOU!!

    (PS: 95% of people fail in most of the questions!!)

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    good haha

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    i m nt smart

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