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    umamgp
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    Court room drama

    A judge asked a defendant to please stand. "You are
    charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw." From out in
    the audience a man shouted, "Lying ba*tard!"
    "Silence in the court!", the judge shouted back to the man. He turned to the defendant and said, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel."

    "F****!", blurted the man again.


     


    "Quiet!", yelled the judge who continued, "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill." "Son of a..." the man started to shout when the judge thundered back, "If you don't tell me reason for your outbursts right now, I will hold in contempt!" So the man answered, "I've lived next to that man for ten years now, but do you think he ever had a tool when I needed to borrow one!"


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    Huma
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    ha ha ha aha ha ha

    Nice Joke

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    Thanks friends!!

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