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    Munaz
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    SARDAR DETECTIVE!!!!!

    A policeman was testing 3 Singh brothers who were training to become
    detectives.


     



    To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the
    first Singh a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. 'This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?'


    The first Singh answers, 'That's
    easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!' The policeman
    says, 'Well...uh.. .that's because the picture I showed is his side profile.'



    Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for
    5 seconds at the second Singh and asks him, 'This is your suspect, how
    would
    you recognize him?'



    The second Singh smiles and says, 'Ha! He'd be too easy
    to catch because he only has one ear!' The policeman angrily responds,


    'What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are
    showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer
    you can come up with?'



    Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third Singh
    and in a very testy voice asks, 'This is your suspect, how would you
    recognize him?



    He quickly adds, 'Think hard before giving me a stupid answer.' The Singh
    looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, 'The suspect wears
    contact lenses.' The policeman is surprised and speechless because he
    really


    doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. 'Well, that's an
    interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and
    I'll get back to you on that.' He leaves the room and goes to his office,


    checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming
    smile on his face.



    'Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact
    lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation? '



    'That's easy,' the Singh replied. 'He can't wear regular glasses because he
    only has one eye and one ear.'



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    clever singh

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    AAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHHAAAA
    hehehahhaaa

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    the thrid one atleast think to that extend ..

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    hm funny...but why always sardars...trust me...they r not soo fools

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