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    Aragorn
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    Liar

    A lie machine is bought.
    It works in the following way:

    If the truth is told- the machine wont give any sound, if a lie is told- the machine will give a sound 'KIRRRRRRRR...'


     


    Now there are three Indians. One Bengali,one Madrasi and one Sardarji.

    Their correspondences are given in front of the lie machine.
    Here it goes......

    Bengali:- 'I think I can eat 30 rosogullas at a time!'
    Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'
    Bengali:-'No no, I think I can eat 10 rosogullas at a time'
    Lie machine:- no sound(truth is told)

    Madrasi:-'I think i can eat 25 dosas at a time'
    Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'
    Madrasi:-'No no,I think i can eat 10 dosas at a time'
    Lie machine:-no sound(truth)

    Sardarji:-'I think....'
    Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...'
    Sardarji:-'I think...'
    Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'.
    Sardarji:-'I think...'
    Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'
    Sardarji:-'I think...'
    Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
    Sardarji:-'I think...'
    Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
    Sardarji:-'I think...'
    Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
    Sardarji:-'I think...'
    Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
    Sardarji:-'I think...'
    Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
    Sardarji:-'I think...'
    Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
    Sardarji:-'I think...'
    Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
    Sardarji:-'I think...'
    Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
    Sardarji:-'I think...'
    Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
    Sardarji:-'I think...'
    Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
    Sardarji:-'I think...'
    Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
    Sardarji:-'I think...'
    Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'

    And so it goes,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I believe you all must have understood



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    very well arag...understand it very well

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    Its an old joke.. but thanks for the post dost!!

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    Aragorn
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    thanks sisters

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    coolestnapster
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    ya old joke...but believe me they r better then what we think them in jokes....

    nice post

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    very nice joke thanx for sharing

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    Huma
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    ARAGON.... it seems everyone is the enemy of SARDARJI ...... ha ha ha ha hah

    NICE Post.. Excellent Joke

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    coolestnapster
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    ya....

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    yaar weisay sardar ghussa kertay hongay , her koi un per joke likhta hai. irish people england say alag hona chahtay hein , kiun k british un pay joke buhut maartay hein. khaayal rakhna kahein serdar bhi....................

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    Hello Admin,
    Sardar ke paas itna demaagh kahan se aagya ke wo bhi india se alag hu jayee

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