1. Liar

A lie machine is bought.
It works in the following way:

If the truth is told- the machine wont give any sound, if a lie is told- the machine will give a sound 'KIRRRRRRRR...'

Now there are three Indians. One Bengali,one Madrasi and one Sardarji.

Their correspondences are given in front of the lie machine.
Here it goes......

Bengali:- 'I think I can eat 30 rosogullas at a time!'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Bengali:-'No no, I think I can eat 10 rosogullas at a time'
Lie machine:- no sound(truth is told)

Madrasi:-'I think i can eat 25 dosas at a time'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Madrasi:-'No no,I think i can eat 10 dosas at a time'
Lie machine:-no sound(truth)

Sardarji:-'I think....'
Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'.
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'

And so it goes,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I believe you all must have understood

2. very well arag...understand it very well

3. Its an old joke.. but thanks for the post dost!!

4. thanks sisters

5. ya old joke...but believe me they r better then what we think them in jokes....

nice post

6. very nice joke thanx for sharing

7. ARAGON.... it seems everyone is the enemy of SARDARJI ...... ha ha ha ha hah

NICE Post.. Excellent Joke

8. ya....

9. yaar weisay sardar ghussa kertay hongay , her koi un per joke likhta hai. irish people england say alag hona chahtay hein , kiun k british un pay joke buhut maartay hein. khaayal rakhna kahein serdar bhi....................

Sardar ke paas itna demaagh kahan se aagya ke wo bhi india se alag hu jayee

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