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    Why bill gates decided to sell "microsoft"?

    Why Bill Gates decided to sell "Microsoft.."??
    Reason..... He received a letter from our dear Sardar Banta Singh of
    Punjab
    - It read
    as follows:-


    To: Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft,

    *

    Subject: Problems with my new computer

    *

    Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
    We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,
    which I want to bring to your notice:

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    1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request
    you
    to check this.

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    2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run'
    and he ran up to Bhatinda!
    So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by
    sitting.

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    3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system?
    I find only 're-cycle', but I own a Vespa scooter at my home.

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    4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost
    the
    door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but
    was
    unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

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    5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
    sentence', so when you will provide that?

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    6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one
    icon
    which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

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    7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not
    even a
    single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

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    8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use
    the
    PC at home only.

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    9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past
    Documents'?

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    10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide
    'My
    Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife Bebbo to know where I go
    after
    my office hours.


     


    *
    Regards,
    Banta

    Last one to Mr Bill Gates :

    Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS



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    vow guys Bill gates got retired heard about it? Nice share Saber........

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    Soober yar very nice share

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    hmm old one but

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    Huma
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    Nice SARDAR JI

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    the last want deserves a big hand

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