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    Doctor.. Doctor...

    Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.
    Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.
    But I'm not allowed up on the couch!

    Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!
    Doc: Do you drink a lot?
    Not really - I spill most of it!

    Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?
    Doc: Of course. Just take this hammer and smash yourself in the head.
    Then you'll have a bad headache.

    Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God!
    Doc: When did this start?
    Well first I created the sun, then the earth, then the...

    Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee!
    Doc: Have you ever tried it by taking the spoon out FIRST?

    Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
    Doc: I never make rash promises!

    Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog!
    Doc: So what's wrong with that?
    I think I'm going to croak!


     



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    Dear, Can U please...

    A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM.

    Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. She sleepily sat up and said, "Mike, dearest, would you go down to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin? I've got a splitting headache."

    "Certainly, honey," he said, and feeling his way across the room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug store.

    As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say," said the druggist, "aren't you Officer Fenwick of the 8th District?"

    "Yes, I am," said the officer.

    "Well, then, what in the world are you doing in the Fire Chief's uniform?"

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    nice yaar! you are a brilliant joker

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    :lol

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    Lolz nice.

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    ohhhh

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    Thank you everbody

    thanks ajmal ... but I didn't create it

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    lolz... Rofl.... the second one was really humourous

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    lolz

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