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    Intelligent SARDAR

    Once a cruise ship carrying people from all the nations was going on a around the world' tour when it got grounded. The ship became slow and finally came to a grinding halt.

    Captain of the ship called an emergency meeting and told the passengers, "Friends, we are in trouble because of God's being angry with us. We need to give sacrifice and I need three people to sacrifice their life so that rest of us can be saved."

    All of them moved towards the Deck where a japanese came forward and shouted "Long live japan" and jumped into the sea.

    Then a Israeli jew stepped forward said "Hellulaja" and dived into the sea.

    After that no one came forward for few seconds while people stared at each other and suddenly out of nowhere a Sardarji came forward near the railing and chanted,

    " Jo bole-so-nihal, sat sri akaal"
    "wahe guruji da khalsa, wahe guruji di fateh"
    "Jai maa Kali, Jai maa Durga, Jai Hanuman"
    "jai Sri Ram, Jai siva-sankar, Jai baba nanak di"
    "Jai jawan jai kissan "

    and finally yelled at the top of his voice "Bharat mata ki jai"

    And Kicked the pakistani standing next to him in the sea.


     

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    nice one

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    lolzzzzzzzz.....

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    nice one.......................

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