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    The Lawyer

    A local United Way office realized that it had never
    received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person
    in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
    "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000,
    you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the
    community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and
    replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying
    after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her
    annual income?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, ""
    "-or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a
    wheelchair?" The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an
    apology but was interrupted, "-or that my sister's husband died in a
    traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving
    her penniless with three children?" The humiliated United Way rep,
    completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..." On a roll, the
    lawyer cut him off once again: "-so if I don't give any money to them,
    why should I give any to you?"

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