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    "Pardon Me"

    A flat-chested woman was delighted when her fairy-god mother said her breasts would increase in size each time a man says, "Pardon" to her.

    She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally bumped into a man and he said,"P ardon me." Her breasts instantly grew an inch and she was ecstatic. The next day, she bumped into a man in the grocery store, he begged her pardon and another inch was added to her breasts. She was in seventh heaven!

    She walked into a Chinese restaurant, collided with a waiter who bowed and said, "A thousand pardons for my clumsy behavior."


     


    The next day, the headline in the local newspaper says, "Chinese Waiter Crushed to Death!"



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    ROFL!!!

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    oh my god...

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