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    Marketing

    What is marketing?

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
    You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
    That's Direct Marketing..


    You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
    One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
    "He's very rich. Marry him."
    That's Advertising.


    You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
    You go up to her and get her telephone number.
    The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
    That's Telemarketing.

    You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
    You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a
    drink.
    You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a
    ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"
    That's Public Relations.

    You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
    She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich..."
    That's Brand Recognition.


     


    You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
    You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
    She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's Customer Feedback.



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    HAHAHAHAHHAH thats really a good one..keep it up.. thnx..

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