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    Jokes Of Mr. Bean

    1) BRAIN TUMOR:

    Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

    Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

    Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?

    Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

    Doctor: Then why are you so happy?

    Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!





    2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

    Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?

    Mr. Bean: 9

    Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

    Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!






    3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

    Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

    Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

    Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!







    4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:

    Friend: What are you looking at?

    Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

    Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?

    Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!








    5) Marriage:

    Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?

    Mr. Bean: 16

    Friend: Why?

    Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.









    6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

    Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?

    Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.

    Friend: What tape did you took anyway?

    Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.









    7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:

    Mr. Beancrying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.


     


    Friend: condolence, my friend.

    (After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder

    Friend: what now?

    Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!








    MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

    Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.

    Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.









    9) Spelling lesson:

    Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?

    Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!



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