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    Political jokes...

    Vajpayee, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are traveling in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Thatcher and Vajpayee are sitting there looking perplexed. Musharraf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything. Thatcher is thinking: "These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri. Musharraf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him. Madhuri is thinking: "Musharraf must have moved to kiss me,and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped." Musharraf is thinking: "Damn it, Vajpayee must have tried to kiss Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped me." Vajpayee is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Musharraf again".












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    continuation....

    Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"

    The barman says "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"
    Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"

    The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
    And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."

    And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"

    Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"



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    continuation....

    The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon:

    "I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything."



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    continuation....

    Pakistani on the moon:
    Q: What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?
    A: Problem...
    Q: What do you call 10 Pakistanis on the moon?
    A: Problem...
    Q: What do you call a 100 Pakistanis on the moon?
    A: Problem...
    Q:What do you call ALL the Pakistanis on the moon?
    A: ... Problem Solved!!!


    This is just for joke and not to tease or hurt anyone.



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    continuation....

    Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept: Musharraf:
    Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great buildings... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that........

    Bush: What buildings? What people??

    Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?

    Bush: It's eight in the morning.

    Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour



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    WHY INDIANS CANT BE TERRORISTS....

    1. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
    2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us.
    3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
    4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
    5. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
    6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
    7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
    8. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it. AND
    9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
    and last but not least..
    10. We would have all lined up to get our photograph taken



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    FIR

    A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
    "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.
    However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.
    "Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."



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    continuation....

    Maria a beautiful Latina fell in love with Jose.
    She planned to marry very
    soon.

    She was so happy about her wedding plans, she
    decided to tell her papa.
    Papa told her, "Maria, you'll have to find
    another. Your Mother does not
    know this, but Jose is your half-brother".

    So Maria forgot about her Jose, and soon planned
    to marry Ricardo. But
    after telling papa again, he said, "Maria there's
    trouble still. You cannot
    marry Ricardo, my darling. Please don't tell your
    mother, but Ricardo and
    Jose are your half-brothers."
    Vajpayee, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are traveling in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Thatcher and Vajpayee are sitting there looking perplexed. Musharraf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything. Thatcher is thinking: "These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri. Musharraf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him. Madhuri is thinking: "Musharraf must have moved to kiss me,and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped." Musharraf is thinking: "Damn it, Vajpayee must have tried to kiss Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped me." Vajpayee is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Musharraf again".



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    continuation....

    Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"

    The barman says "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"
    Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"

    The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
    And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."

    And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"

    Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"



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    continuation....

    The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon:

    "I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything."



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