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    Questions? ?

    QUESTIONS


    So next time when u go for an inteview be prepared for this question....

    Story I
    E: Do u have a boyfriend?
    C: I have.
    E: Is he working Locally?
    C: No. He is working Overseas.
    E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u!
    C: Why?
    E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.

    Story II
    E: Any girl friends?
    C: No.
    E: So far chased any before?
    C: Have, but not successful.
    E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?
    C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal issue.
    E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
    C: Why?
    E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!

    Story III
    E: Any girlfriends?
    C: Yes.
    E: Is she pretty?
    C: Not quite.
    E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
    C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?
    E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My company is dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.

    Story IV
    E: Any girlfriends?
    C: Yes.
    E: Is she pretty?
    C: Yes.
    E: Is she your first lover?
    C: Yes.
    E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.


     


    Story V
    E: Any girlfriends?
    C: Yes.
    E: Is she your first lover?
    C: No. Have a few already.
    E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshoper" ! (Job hoper lah!)

    Story VI
    E: Any boyfriends?
    C: Yes.
    E: Is he rich?
    C: No.
    E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing with money and you will seduce.

    Story VII
    E: Any boyfriends?
    C: Yes.
    E: Is he rich ?
    C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.
    E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to employ you, neither do we!
    C: But,...... there is no position in his company.
    E: Then,..... what is your qualification?
    C: Secretary!
    E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect our managers' working spirits.
    C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.
    E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!



    HAV A NICE WEEKEND.



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    hahhaha really nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by error404
    Good

    thanks error

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aragorn
    hahhaha really nice

    thanks aragorn

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    U R HIGHLY WELCOMED

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